Face of Jane Fiasco, BIRMINGHAM

Thanks to her.

New Dress, BIRMINGHAM?

Got a dress I want to photograph should i get a model one day :)

It should be good for showing figure and legs, as it's split twice up the front, to the knee.

Pigeon Park, BIRMINGHAM

Past the broken column into Pigeon Park.

Long Grey Dress, Temple Row, BIRMINGHAM

She was about 6 foot, with (shorter) boyfriend, people were looking and saying things about her.

Turquoise Skirt, Needless Alley, BIRMINGHAM

Lunch Broke, Temple Row, BIRMINGHAM

A lunch break with some extreme shopping. I think she had purple or blue white blonde hair. She had a grey suit too.

Office worker in Short Black Skirt, BIRMINGHAM

Short, tight black skirt, under grey blouse, short heels on lunch in city centre.

Refurbed Raleigh, Victoria Park, LEAMINGTON SPA

Out on my new old bike, found in a charity shop while looking for cocktail dresses for those petrol pump pictures, i met a woman cycling on her recently restored 1980's Raleigh Carlton. Her dad had ridden on it to Greece and it has laid unused in the garage for 20 years. She took it to a shop who do refurbs in town and everything got polished three times and some new tyres too. It was a big frame but she is 6 foot so she needs it.

Tatiana Patiz/Christy Turlington/Shrimpton, Biker Jacket etc, EARLSDON

I've been going to Earlsdon as I quite like it and i can't put my finger on why and i've been loading up on proteins and energy via soya milk and flapjacks from the organic food shop on the high street so i can cycle back home.


Strange co-incidences have happened in this shop in the two times i've been in.


The first time i walked in to buy a flapjack, the woman behind the counter said 'flapjacks' out loud! It was as if she was vocalising my thoughts. She was on the phone to the supplier and needed more. Luckily she had enough for me.


The second time i walked in to get flapjacks, the woman behind the counter said "BEN!" i looked around and it was Kirsty from school, an old friend and bitching buddy from 25 years ago.


Excitedly we bitched about everyone at school who is now decrepit and then this young woman walked in who i had seen the day before in a cafe there, to buy some eggs. High on old school friends and sugar from the flapjacks i blurted out "YOU LOOK LIKE A 60s MODEL..."unfortunately i forgot the name of the model i was thinking of, it could be Jean Shrimpton but it also could be the one who was in the Cowboy Kate book from 65. She also looked like Tatiana Patiz and a bit of the Christy T. So either way a good pedigree. Kirsty helped me recover a bit by saying i likened her to a model too and thankfully i remembered the model's name as Jean Shrimpton, this didn't soften the embarrassment for her much though.

She works in a cafe.

French Stripes, STRATFORD-UPON-AVON

Eye-popping vortex dress on a French woman, she said "No" and then "I CAN NOT!".

I'm not sure she's a local girl...too sophisticated, no offence, funny to think STRATFORD might bring some very smart women from all over Europe.

Could be good.

Black Rubber Spike Heels, Pink Scarf, LEAMINGTON

An ultimate Leamington girl in short and tight black and pricey dress, black rubber spiked heels, pink skull motif scarf and black bmw '09 convertible.

She said No No No though.

In a nice enough way.

Might start snapping on the sly or blatantly, as these times matter in the long run and they are slipping through my fingers.

Here's a photographer who just snaps.

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